real is a rare breed.

Apr 16

Can’t quite put my finger on it…

I’ve had some ideas for a new post kind of bubbling below the surface for a month or two now. It seems like every time I reach out to grab one, they all just kind of… fade out. Talk about frustrating. It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything legitimate, and I’m itching for the right words. We’ll see what the next few days will bring me.

Apr 13

Feels good to be a fucking #CHAMP

How sad are some people?? It’s so funny.

Apr 11

Cuz I’m leaving, on a jet plane…

Nothing like an inner thigh rub from TSA to get your Friday night started.

#awkwaaaaaaaard

Anonymous asked: I've been following your blog for a long time now, so seem so much happier. :) I followed your Austin blog too... you are so funny!

What the what..?!  I can’t believe people look at this thing!  

You just made my life, anonymous person! 

Apr 10